Hello again, my social networking friend!

I really feel like the morons of the world are gaining territory. They are winning. If you have an IQ above a mosquito, there is no hope for you and you should just abandon all thought and leave now. It’s time to give up the good fight and move on.

I say this because I have just been subjected to a round of reality shows, due to the fact that I was stuck in bed sick with the flu and this was the only thing on TV. I have some form of mutant cable that only seems to give me the stupid channels and I was happy to numb the pain by giving these shows a chance.

The intro was a typical celeb love-in where the hosts were gushing on about some celebrity something or other. Do we REALLY need celebrities flaunting their riches and affluence at a time when people are stealing groceries to survive????

Then came Paris Hilton in some show with a group of fame whores all vying to be her fake friend. Do these people honestly think they’ll end up on her speed dial after the cameras stop rolling?? Of course, Ms. Hilton is the biggest fame whore of them all, so it came as no surprise when I noticed in the closing credits that she herself created the show.

Next came the Hey Paula show with Ms. Abdul and her wonderfully flaky persona. People seem to think she is a lush or on some sort of drug binge, but it’s clear the woman just needs to SLEEP, dammit! She’s a workaholic insomniac. NOT a good combination of maladies.

I finally ended the night with the girl next door fantasy time with Hugh and his babes. Of course, for him it really IS reality TV, but for every other guy on the planet it’s still just one of those fantasies that will never come true. There’s only so much silly-con and bubbery that I can take, so I shut it off and drifted away to my own la-la land.

If you haven’t seen the movie Idiocracy, then I suggest you watch it soon, because that’s where our future is headed. We are becoming massively dumber and the idiots are taking over. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…